This is your first time dying... sorry!
You have perished 100 times already. Ouch!
You have played and died 1,000 times! Wow!
You made it home without dying! Good job!
You have all possible immunities! Good luck!
You have experienced every unique death!
Experience all the Steam-only deaths!
Those saboteurs are just ruthless!
You failed to get an elephant as saboteur!
You have been the saboteur enough!
The blood is on your hands. Tons of it.
You have won the elephant!
You have disabled a lot of traps!
You have stopped at least 10 saboteurs!
You experienced all 10 Halloween deaths!
You experienced all 10 X-Mas deaths!
The bain of achievement hunters.
Beat Story, Choose, and Random modes once each.