Congrats. You beat the shit out of 20 people. How does that feel?

You've carded 100 customers. Maybe you belong in Arstotzka.

You let 20 drunk customers in. Do you really know what you're doing?

You tried to reason with 100 customers. Do you believe in flower power?

You've kicked out 100 assholes... And counting.

You've made yourself several max capacity bonuses. Seems like the job suits you.

You've taken 20 bribes. Have you ever considered a career in politics?

You've managed to let 500 people in the club. Keep up the good work!

You've let 100 potential customers leave the line... And this is your reward!

You've had to deal with 20 cocky customers. They just never learn...

There have been 20 brawls in your line. You better start showing who's boss.

I thought you were a tough guy... But you've gotten your ass kicked 10 times.

You managed to calm down 20 customers, but don't let that get to your head.

Negotiating is not your strong suit. People have told you to eat shit 20 times.

You took the "chat" a bit too far with the snitch.

You managed to make the snitch confess... But is that what you wanted?

You accused an innocent man. I suppose you're proud...

Liz is still alive thanks to you. Now... Go and get her!

Thanks for being honest. No one deserves to go to jail for something they didn't do.

Wait a minute... Did Vinnie tell you to give that letter to your parole officer?

Did you really have to listen to that monster?

Once every blue moon can't be that bad, but don't get used to letting minors in.

You helped Howard, for old time's sake. Don't get used to it.

I'm afraid you couldn't have done it any worse...

Is this what you really wanted? Keep trying.

Well... At least you tried.

Good work always pays off. Have fun!