Get all Trophies in Downtown plus Trill and Grenade-A-Maid

Get 100,000,000 points in Downtown

Use Ed to explode 500 barrels in Clown Toss

Get all of Dick's Balls in the Block Party Dumpster without resetting the scene

Get PAINful Bullseye Trophy with Scurv Dogg or Hung Lo

Get "PAIN in the Park" and "D-Town Destruction"

Hit the Target Stuffed Ninja in every Abusement Park mode

Use "The Dude" to score 30 Strikes in Bowling

Get 2,000,000 score in PAINdemonium and Aftermath

Get 2,000,000 score in Abusement Park and After Hours

Get 15x Combo in PAINdemonium, Aftermath, Block Party and Demolition

Take the Clown for a ride on the Roller Coaster

Make 30 "Eat It!" shots in "Call Da Shot"

100th Strike

Play 100 games of Trauma or Horse

Get every type of PAIN (Groin, Head, Arm, Hand, Leg, Foot and Body) combo in PAINdemonium, Aftermath, Block Party and Demolition

Get Exploded 200 times in Downtown Fun With Explosives (single or multiplayer) playing any female character

Use Tuxedo Hoff to get 69 million in any PAINdemonium Mode

Score 60 Monkeys in Spank the Monkey Painful with Buzz

Give the Gladiator a ride in the Sports Car

Hit 50 Cameras with Explosions

Break 500 panes of glass with any female launchable in Mime Toss

Use a tank to blow up the Castle Tower

Find and hit the alien artifact in both PAIN Reunion and Sports Day and the sports trophy in both PROBE and Afterglow

Open all the unlocked lockers in PAIN Reunion using Santa

Complete Mad Science! PAINful without grabbing

Grab teleporting Hung Lo in PAIN Reunion

Get a negative distance on the Anvil Toss in PAINalympics

Send the black sedan through the portal in PROBE

Travel through all the secret passages in one run in The Stiffstonian, Knight at the Museum, and Fun With Explosives single player (any difficulty)

Dive into 3 urinals, experience some FArt, and blow up The Stinker statue in one run in The Stiffstonian

Earn gold medals in Museum Spank Normal, Hard, and PAINful with Ivan Tojakov

Throw-bomb any large dinosaur skeleton 30 times

Mousetrap into the toaster in The Stiffstonian without hitting the ground

Complete Mummy I'd Like To Fling without resetting

Take the hot tub girl for a ride in the Heiny Mine in Fail Village

Shoot through all the Snow Blower Launchers in one run

Break all the ice blocks in one run

Grab the snowmobile and take a ride to the top of the Ski Run in Fail Village

Bomb Granny with a Throw Present

Find and hit all the green presents in the Ski Area Fun With Explosives