Find Sam's cape
Save Chuck Cheddar by freeing his hot air balloon
Save Chuck Cheddar from the ledge
Float past the fry jam
Save Pierre from the Prize Booth
Save Pierre from the Ferris Wheel
Save Granny Smythe from the dancing cans
Save Granny Smythe from the Caramel Pit
Save Bean #47 from the girder
Count Bean #47 with the BCS-4000
Escape from jail with Florette
Conclude the Peace Conference
Break the BCS-4000
Sit in every chair of the library without leaving or getting caught by the Garlic
Listen to everything Zak Zuke has to say about how much various things weigh
Have a dance lesson with Selina at Garniche
Listen to Tom Rutabaga's entire stand-up set
Listen to everything the Librarian has to say about their book