Complete the first tutorial.

It wasn't me.

Disturb someone doing their business.

Harvest a crop.

Harvest a silver-tiered crop.

Harvest a gold-tiered crop.

Have a crop liberated by goblins.

Goblin-proof your crops.

Incubate your first animal.

Fall asleep anywhere but your bed.

Lose a plant to disease.

Cure a sick plant.

Make it through the first week.

Unlock all voodoo fire skills.

Unlock all voodoo earth skills.

Unlock all voodoo wind skills.

Unlock all homesteading skills.

Unlock all general skills.

Unlock all melee combat skills.

Unlock all ranged combat skills.

Unlock all skills.

Research all items.

Collect all monster trophies.

Complete Melanie's quest.

Complete Mikey's quest.

Catch a fish.

Win an item using the claw machine.

Win any amount from a slot machine.

Upgrade your house.

Max out your house.

Customize your house.

Build a dinofly nest.