Your adventure has begun!
Defeated Kinsee
The blacksmith created diamond dust for you
You helped Persee with his sniffles
You picked a lock on a treasure chest
Achieved the highest possible score in babysitting
Reached level 5
Reached level 10
Reached level 20
Defeated Todd
Survived the battle with a horrifying creature
Achieved 25,000 points in any mode in the Arrrrrcade
You solved the chili mystery
The crystal has revealed a secret
You got a clue from a total lush
You defeated the prison baddie
You sold your first crate
You collected your first diamond fruit
You planted your first epic seed
You made mom smile again
You finally defeated the bartender, but you still didn't get a drink
You completed Gill's prologue
You witnessed Gill's fall from grace
You completed Gill's story
You defeated Fyr
Defeated Indecisive Mark
You lost everything
You met Chelsee in the bedroom
You reclaimed the First Star treasure
You defeated the prince
Achieved a +100 gold profit in a session of Outright
You accumulated an insane number of crates