Eaten by scouts

Shot by Rudolf

Started a family with Berta

Abducted by other aliens

Drowned in the reservoir

Dissected by the FBI

Left on earth by the Wolpertinger

Fell into the hands of the conspiracy theorist Hans

You talked Hans into letting you use his transmitter

Converted the church into an emergency transmitter

Remained on earth as a famous actor

Used an actor's disguise to send an emergency call

Fooled the conspiracy theorist Hans and stole his transmitter

Recaptured the spaceship from the alien hunters

Converted the internet antenna into a transmitter

Shot at the fair

Escaped from police station

Burned up on re-entry into the atmosphere

Escaped from earth together with the Wolpertinger

Assumed the form of a cat

Assumed the form of a dog

Assumed the form of one of the twins

Assumed the form of a boar

Assumed the form of an old lady

Assumed the form of a cow

Assumed the form of a hippie

Assumed the form of a soldier

Assumed the form of a famous actor

Assumed the form of a local boozer

Assumed the form of a cop

Assumed the form of a priest

Played through every single chapter

Returned to the Union HQ

Returned to Quasar Corp

Returned to the Traxian Empire

Used the Gigakill XK-Blaster

Healed an Earthling with your medikit

Lost your equipment

Opened a lock without triggering the failsafe

Hacked a system without triggering the failsafe

Flooded the town

Distracted Adelheid with a soap opera written especially for her

Knocked out all present in the inn with narcotics.

Named the earth for the first time

Bypassed the security measures of the dam in a particularly elegant way