Left click your mouse to poop once.

Left click 300 times.

Left click 1000 times.

Type on keyboard once.

Right click.

Poop in the water 50 times.

Poop in the inner bowl 50 times.

Poop on the seat 100 times.

Poop on the tank lid 50 times.

Poop on the lid 100 times.

Poop on the toilet 50 times.

Poop on the handle once.

Poop on the toilet paper 50 times.

Nonstop pooping for 30 seconds.

Did nothing for 3 minutes.

Hit the bullseye.

Pooped on 2021!

Shot down the UFO.

Changed the screen resolution.

Poop on the plunger 50 times.

Poop on the disco ball 50 times.

Poop on the walls 100 times.

Poop on the ceiling once.

Poop on the floor 50 times.

Somehow, poop out the window.

Poop on the menu screen 100 times.

Pooped on the logo 50 times.

Changed the graphics settings.

Change the volume setting.

Click the fullscreen toggle.

Clicked on an external link.

Chose to continue playing.

Quit the game.

Right click to pee on 2021.

Changed the particle quantity.

Drop your framerate to 12fps or lower.

Poop on COVID-19.

Middle click once.

Middle click 50 times.

Have one on the house.

Hit 2020 with The Politician 20 times

Poop on The Politician.

Put The Politician in the toilet 20 times.

Hit 2021 with The Politician.

Hit COVID-19 with The Politican.

Hit the disco ball with The Politician 10 times.

Hit the UFO with The Politician.

Hit the menu screen with The Politician.

Right click while in the menu.

Right click to shoot confetti at 2021.