Recruit SupaHard
Recruit SlimS
Recruit Smugy
Recruit Brucel
Recruit Aniky
Recruit Johnnes
Recruit Holmey
Recruit Ramon1
Recruit PinkBoi
Recruit Shuafty
Recruit Mister
Recruit Bulldog
Recruit Amus
Recruit A.Copper
Recruit Eluisa
Recruit E
Recruit R
Recruit Riced
Recruit Lara
Recruit Parrian
Recruit Felipex
Recruit GreenBoi
Recruit FatGod
Recruit Gnome
Recruit Baldful
Recruit Andres
Recruit Ching
Recruit Sejou
Recruit Durazno
Recruit 1R
Recruit Creature
Recruit Timmy
Recruit FilthyBoi
Recruit Fahu
Recruit Scamus
Recruit The Lord
Recruit CeGuy
Recruit Tramp
Recruit Daniel
Recruit Capaz
Encounter Elmalo
Encounter Van
Encounter Contundito
Encounter Sheddy
Defeat the gay lords
Obtain the car keys
Obtain the plane phone
Defeat the Press
Defeat the xD Squad
Defeat GabaN in his true form
Defeat Sheddy
Kill Sheddy
Spare Sheddy
Defeat GabaN
Defeat Marco Zuckerdick
Defeat Slender Chan
Encounter Tommy
Defeat the Man-Eating Monsters
Defeat the dictators
Defeat King Jhon Uno
Defeat the Bonkass Kongs
Fix the plane
Defeat elephant
Defeat Yarmy
Found the secret laboratory
Kill Van
Kill Elmalo
Found the black market
Worst Ending
Bad Ending
True Ending
Found and defeat Samuro
Found and defeat ELTULA
Found and defeat Doctor Plague
Found and defeat Pimp Shark
Found and defeat La Medusa
Found and defeat Fank Duck
Found and defeat The Dungeon Master
Found and defeat The Taxmania Demon
Found and defeat Hard-Nol Warzaneggor
Win the bench press competition
Kill the giant black widow
Its a secret...
Save Moonie
Kill Contundito
Kill Contundito, Elmalo, Van and Sheddy
Discover the secret message
Defeat Flojoq lo
Defeat Graz
Defeat Envy
Defeat Wrath
Defeat Greed
Defeat Sloth
Defeat Lust
Defeat Gluttony
Defeat Pride
Complete the game in Hard Mode