Reach the end of the very hard tutorial
Reach the first checkpoint
Reach the second checkpoint
Reach the finish
Do a sick jump and get bonus time
Get lots of bonus time
Wheelie for 5-6 seconds of uninterrupted in-game time (no jumps)
Drive at full speed for 19-20 seconds of uninterrupted in-game time (no jumps)
Reach the finish without letting the timer hit below 1:20
You can't pause coolness, no matter how much you try.
preferably while smoking a Marlboro(tm) cigarrete, don't touch the controller for 20-21 ingame seconds while going slow