Run out of room on your victory banner
Win a match while keeping your body at minimum length
Play all game modes in a single session
Spend a long time while warming up
Win a game while the other team's goal is nearly full
Talk a lot during a game of Sleepytime
Keep all three balls in your goal for an entire point in Greedy
Win Knockout while your own ball is on the boundary line
Have ten or more changeovers in a single point of Halfcourt
Score in both soccer goals while warming up
Find the secret mode