Use your bubble 300 times.

Defeat Pete.

Level up 25 times.

Defeat 500 enemies with spin attacks.

Fall off of ledges 25 times.

Deal 50,000 damage with a single strike.

Dodge 1,000 times.

Receive 50,000 damage.

Dive down past 500 meters.

Damage 100 enemies with depth charges.

Smash attack 1000 enemies.

Acquire a lifetime total of 10,000 orbs.

Find 25 Quadropud clusters.

Rampage for 10 minutes.

Have Bingo defeat 200 enemies.

Kill 500 enemies with depth charges.

Knock 250 enemies off of ledges.

Receive 20,000 damage while rampaging.

Make 1000 attacks within 1 sec of dodging.

Kill 2,500 enemies with smash attack.

Equip 20 unique artifacts.

Dive down past 1000 meters.

Block 1,000 attacks with your bubble.