You launched the game, bully for you!

Thanks for sticking with it, you played 10 hands!

Hack and slash! You killed 10 monsters.

You launched the game three times. Never give up!

You played 1000 hands! That's crazy.

You've got quite the collection. 100 monsters killed.

Exit through the giftshop. You completed 25 Floors!

100 floors complete. Why are you still playing?

Locks be damned! You opened 100 chests!

No chest is safe. You opened 500 chests!

Gulp! You drank 50 potions.

Big Gulp! You drank 100 potions.

You tied 10 hands... How unlucky are you?

You've used 50 Weapons!

You've used 50 Shields!