Escape from work and get all Level 1 Coffee Medals.

Cross the park and get all Level 2 Coffee Medals.

Get a drink and all Level 3 Coffee Medals.

Come out alive from the supermarket and get all Level 4 Coffee Medals.

Cross the street and get all Level 5 Coffee Medals.

Rob a bank and get all Level 6 Coffee Medals.

Jump between rooftops and get all Level 7 Coffee Medals.

Avoid nucular fusion and get all Level 8 Coffee Medals.

Arrest some narcos and get all Level 9 Coffee Medals.

Don't get burned and get all Level 10 Coffee Medals.

Just survive and get all Level 11 Coffee Medals.

So sweet! Your first attempt...

What a pity! Your first death. Keep trying...

Congrats, you've got your first coffee medal!

Good job, you've got your first skill combination. Keep fighting!

Use all the skills in one single level.

100 attempts already. That's right, keep trying...

200 attempts already. That's right, keep trying...

300 attempts already. Please, give up...

1.000 attempts already. Congrats, you are officially a bad player.

100 deaths already? Have you tried playing an instrument?

OMG! 200 deaths already? Please, check it with your doctor.

666 deaths... This is a sign: the apocalypse is near

1000 deaths. Terrorist level. Don't travel to middle East.

200 combos. Your partner will be happy with your fingers.

400 combos. The ancient chinese fight style is in you.

1.000 combos. This sould be ni a museum.

2.000 combos! You are the chosen one!

1 hour playing this game. So sorry for you...

2 hours playing this game... Don't you have a family?

3 hours playing this game... What year is it?

4 hours playing this game. Have you seen the sun light?

5.000 points. Well that escalated quickly

10.000 points. At least yo do one thing right.

15.000 points. Seriously, I'm concerned about you.

30.000 points. That's enought. I'm calling social services.

You survived one whole minute on a monday!

You survived 2 minutes on a monday!

You survived 3 minutes on a monday!

You survived 4 minutes on a monday!

You survived 5 minutes on a monday!

You are a curious person, that's nice. Thank you for checking this!