Completed Episode 1 - "Culture Shock".
Completed Episode 2 - "Situation: Comedy".
Completed Episode 3 - "The Mole, the Mob, and the Meatball".
Completed Episode 4 - "Abe Lincoln Must Die!".
Completed Episode 5 - "Reality 2.0".
Completed Episode 6 - "Bright Side of the Moon".
Completed all episodes of Sam & Max Save the World.
Hear 10 different comments about your unicorn.
Achieved six different cow identities that Mr Featherly will play along with.
Perfect score on Whack-Da-Ratz.
Found the Easter Egg.
Attempted to chop up everything in the text adventure with a +2 sword.