Eternal, unvarying triumph?
Beat 10 Levels of AI
Beat 25 Levels of AI
Win 100 Games
Win first Online Game
Finish 10 Online Games
Finish 100 Online Games
Get a non-provisional Elo Rating (play 15 rated online games).
Are you ready for the perfect storm? Beat someone ranked 20 points above you (in a rated game when both of you exist on the leaderboard).
How about Global Thermonuclear War?
Financially support the development of Simply Chess.