Defeat Fu Manchu Burns.

Defeat the Abominable Snow Burns.

Defeat Ramses Burns III.

Defeat Eric von Burns AND THE GAME!!!

Beat all minigames and Fu Manchu Burns.

Beat all minigames and the Abominable Snow Burns.

Beat all minigames and Ramses Burns III.

Beat all minigames and Eric von Burns. (Hollywood 3 not required)

Defeat Fu Manchu Burns without losing health.

Defeat Abominable Snow Burns without losing health.

Defeat Ramses Burns without losing health.

Defeat Eric von Burns without losing health.

Maggie, that's a dangerous place to stand.

Look to La Lisa.

How will Marge get down from there?

This is not about Krusty's rapper phase.

You still have to get out of here, good luck.

Wait, this is just the mummy painted olive green!

Sorry Homer.

What's with this baby and boats?

When is this stage going to end!!!???

Become Bartman in Junk Stage.

Become Bartman in Ice Cave.

Become Bartman in Sphynx

Get the Bartman Powerup in Hollywood 1.

Find all the 1-Ups in the Junk.

Find all the 1-Ups in the Ice Cave.

Find all the 1-Ups in the Valley.

Reach 100k points.

It's actually not very useful...

Have 9 lives.

Where are you going?

Get the best jackpot on the slots, (North Pole only).

Don't get hurt or die while skating on The Great Wall.

Complete the Frozen River stage without dying.

Get the "good" ending.

Beat the game without dying.

Get the "good" ending without dying.

Beat the Junk stage damageless (no invincibility) only using the D-Pad.

Beat Valley of the Kings without the Bartman powerup.

Hit 15 of Ramses's canes without getting hit.

Beat Hollywood 1 deathless and without shooting a single cherry bomb.

Beat Hollywood 2 deathless.