Answer the cries for help, from deep in the darkest dungeons. (Rescue a character)

... are makin' me thirsty! (Survive the Desert on Adventure Mode)

...and through the woods, but this isn't leading to Grandma's house. (Survive the Woods on Adventure Mode)

...there's lava. (Survive the Mountain on Adventure Mode)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep on your feet, This container's for you. (Unlock all Heart Containers)

Drink up, buttercup! (Drink a potion)

Careful now, it's getting dangerous. (Survive the Woods at Night on Adventure Mode)

And you thought the quest was over. The sun has gone down. (Survive the Desert at Night on Adventure Mode)

...must come to an end. (Survive the Mountain at Night on Adventure Mode)

Everyone starts somewhere. (Survive your first stage on Endless mode)

You wield your weapon well. (Survived 5 stages on Endless Mode)

You probably could use a potion right about now, keep going! (Survive 20 stages on Endless mode)

...maybe a little too easy? (Finish Tutorial Mode)

You have transcended all of time and space. (Survive 50 stages on Endless Mode).

And I didn't even have to roll a natural 20. (Defeated the Minotaur)

Does this maze ever end? (Survive Atlantis in Labyrinth Mode)

...to light your way. (Survive Atlantis at Night in Labyrinth Mode)

...and all the creatures come out. (Survive the Desert at Night in Labyrinth Mode)

...but go on ahead. (Survive the Desert in Labyrinth Mode)

...I wish they would help me here. (Survive the Mountain in Labyrinth Mode)

...and yet I go on. (Survive the Mountain at Night in Labyrinth Mode)

...I totally got this! (Survive the Woods at Night in Labyrinth Mode)

...well, maybe some. (Survive the Woods in Labyrinth Mode)