• 15,236 Trophies Earned
  • 1,187 Players Tracked
  • 15 Total Trophies
  • 201 Obtainable EXP
  • 1,350 Points
  • 888 Platinum Club
  • 888 100% Club
Trophy
Points
Rarity
Earned Date
  • Congratulations, human. Your quick thinking saved Earth. Be vigilant, watch the skies, and never forget to stretch.

    75.40% (21.3)
  • LOG > You beat level 1. What? You want a cookie? ... Linda liked cookies. *sigh* - Stretch

    100.00% (6.2)
  • LOG > Playing with chem trails is perfectly safe. - Stretch

    100.00% (6.2)
  • LOG > The human has a nuke. What could possibly go wrong? - Stretch

    88.54% (10.1)
  • LOG > You're on the home stretch, now. Get it? - Stretch

    87.36% (10.8)
  • LOG > You're a gooey chunk of sentient meat. - Stretch

    86.86% (11.5)
  • LOG > Bullying you is highly underrated. - Stretch

    86.02% (12.2)
  • LOG > Adding all your thoughts to mine... [DONE] *sigh* Somehow, I know less now. - Stretch

    84.92% (13.0)
  • LOG > Trails, nukes, and now seeing two asteroids into the future? What a cheater. - Stretch

    83.74% (13.9)
  • LOG > You're sleepy. What's more important? Sleep or saving earth? Right. Sleep. - Stretch

    82.81% (14.9)
  • LOG > Quit now! No! If you win, I won't be set on fire. - Stretch

    81.38% (15.9)
  • LOG > My friend will spy on you - err *keep an eye* on you. - Stretch

    78.52% (17.2)
  • LOG > Slap that telepathy unit on Linda's head. Bet she's thinking about me. - Stretch

    76.07% (18.6)
  • LOG > I loathe you. Tell Linda she'll never love again. - Stretch

    75.48% (19.9)
  • LOG > Hate to say it, but Custom mode makes you a faster human being. - Stretch

    95.45% (9.3)