Retrieve the burdensome book of sinister sworcery from the darkness beneath Mingi Taw.

Summon a slumbering sylvan sprite & send it skyward.

Tame the cosmic geometry of The Gold Trigon in a sunlit meadow where angry bird sculptures loom.

Despite everything, tame the Dark Moon Trigon in a rain-soaked forest during a storm of thunder & lightning.

Complete the three trigons in The Dark Moon Rock Show.

Complete the Scythian's woeful errand without cheating.

Find & somehow slay at least 7 lagomorphs, you jerk.

Feel free to take this opportunity to secretly self-identify as a principled, loving individual or a violent psychopath.

Experience the strange insight offered by a divinatory mushroom.

Adjust your computer's date/time settings to access other moon phases & thus feel profound shame.

It has been said that something lurks within the White Stag of Scythia, wherever/whenever/whatever that might be.

Use the Grizzled Boor's key to open the locked door to you-know-where.

Be awesome, get the Bright Moon Trigon from beneath an impossible island in the centre of a placid lake.

Upload the Megatome at the summit of Mingi Taw & complete the Scythian's woeful errand.