You sold one hundred pieces of loot to the Pawn Shop. I'm not sure where you're keeping all this loot but I'm glad you're not hoarding it... You're not hoarding it, right?
You purchased all of the upgrades for the club. Now I know the automated cleaning robot was a bit pricey, but I just had to have it! You'll thank me later.
You completed the game on Master. You did it. You beat all the odds and showed the world what you're made of. Looks like it might finally be time to throw in the thong...