Fulfil your social obligations.

Bowl a zero frame game.

Frag some n00bs.

Celebrate the holidays.

Survive to Y2K.

Meet your heroes.

Seek the broadcast source.

You play me and I'll play you.

Stay human.

Become virtual.

Ally with Nyarlathotep.

Ally with Azathoth.

Ally with Hastur.

Ally with Yog-Sothoth.

Forge the four way alliance.

Ally with Cthulhu.