Don't worry you'll get better. I promise.

I knew you could do it.

Really really easy.

Turtles are ugly. You must think so.

Dang things don't stop coming.

Tons of fish sticks!

Don't be so Crabby.

You'll feel bad when you get to the end of the game.

Wow. Seriously proud of your commitment.

You have a real live friend! You are now in the top %1 of gamers.