Blindly follow the arrows.

Finish chapter 1.

Become the world's worst

Get past the computer security and gain the incredible power... to tell time.

Go through the trash.

Find the naughty pictures.

Read all the messages that reveal the real truth!

Finish chapter 2.

Harass Sherlock Holmes over the Telettrophone.

Beat up an innocent bystander.

Call "you know who" on the Telettrophone.

Get a blue moon... or almost.

Volontarily drown the Hero.

Finish chapter 3.

In the house, turn the Hero into a giant without using the monocle.

"Snakes...Why did it have to be snakes?"

Finish chapter 4.

In the dimensional temple, find the combination without reading the runes.

Click, click, click. More clicks. Even more clicks!

Find the squirrel hiding in the Verdant Landscape.

Get rid of a super bad guy with a single hit.

Make some 600 lb armor fly.

Finish chapter 5.

Demonstrate your love for animals using a bucket and some water.

Enter GiGi's code without making a single mistake.

Jump over a chair.

Smash a skull in this happy, family-friendly game.

Finish chapter 6.

You've got to be a Spaceballs fan to find the solution.

Use a cell phone to call someone with magical powers.

Destroy all the validation signs.

Find the key to the underwater door.

Make the right decision and go back to bed.

Make the wrong decision and risk the complete annihilation of the intergalactic universe.