Abduct your first human
Abduct 100 humans
Abduct 500 humans
Abduct 1000 humans
Abduct 5000 humans
Use WARP 100x
Unlock all Flying Saucers
Abduct 100 chickens
Abduct 100 Cats
Abduct 100 Birds
Make 1k Combos
Die for the first time
Throw down 100 Climbers
Blow up 100 Bombermans