Your escape begins here. (Start office 1)

Yep - That's a cat with a tinfoil hat.

You found a secret message.

Found a secret room. Shhh.

Found all secret messages

Took 5 dangerous paths out.

Beat the game. Unlocked Challenge levels.

Well...not quite yet, but you're looking good!

Kill 100 Civilians

Found all Potato Boys.

Died 100 times

Died less than 30 times completing the game

Beat the game under an hour

Complete challenge stages in under 45 minutes