You chose your destiny at the pit of fate!
You uncovered the secret to Gandarf's MagiSafe 2000!
You took all of the sheep's wool.
You won Brian's game of riddles and proved your wisdom!
You beat captain McHulk in an arm wrestling match!
You proved your courage by saving a damsel in distress' cat!
You escaped the town of Remington's jail!
You saved Took from the hand of justice!
You defeated Bloodclot!
Inmates best keep quiet while escaping!
More than just beauty is in the eye of the beholder!