Get through any street fighting level without throwing anything or hurting anyone

Heavy-hitting pipe fitting

Sabotage shuriken

Dystopian chic

A powerful historical artifact!

Stage Haymarket reenactment

So gross

Sport of the future

Bullets do less damage

Regain Lost Health

Liberate a building at the worst possible time

Sorry, you can't climb those ladders, but here's an achievement

Less knockback from fire hoses

Stop your opponents cold

Fall off the dock an unacceptable number of times

Trap enemies in place

Catch big air with a pigeon

Capture a slippery capitalist in a net

Temporary boost to workers

Unlock all three extra workers at level start

To better deal with lasers

Avoid fighting every segway cop in a level

What a treat!

Offer friendly riot police officers a coke

I'm rubber, and you're glue

Run faster. Cheeki Breeki.

A faithful comrade in battle

Take down Chet's sphere by getting to the controls instead of throwing things at it

Overthrow the regime

Get farther than the developers could in endless mode