Where the dream begins...

Obtained yellow key. Why don't you pull the key after unlocking the door?

Got knocked out. Good old plot of RPGs.

Obtained blue key. It's such a waste to use this shiny little baby on a door.

Obtained red key. Those keys are as rare as rubies.

Defeated the arrogant commander skeleton. An ambush can't help you.

Defeated Kraken, Fulfilled Jack's request.

Defeated Kraken. Why should I fight this thing anyway?

Defeated the vampire. I still don't know what's goin' on.

Defeat Rothanrian. Another step closer to a sweet victory.

HELP ME!!!

Defeated Kacris. What's with that golden armor? He's not Gilgamesh!

Defeated Zeno. Floor is his strongest weapon, I guess.

Cleared the game.

Dealt zero damage 10 times.My hands are shaking.

Blocked 20 attacks. My defense is irreproachability even with that low DEF.

Took zero damage 10 times. Are you trying to give me a back rub?

Got killed by an overpowered attack. I have no idea about what happened. Probably just my imagination.

Touched a Mimic. Why is a goddamn treasure chest moving!?

Used the Magic Book and acquired the enemy states. A real warrior of sun knows his enemies.

Cleared Challenge Mode. I started to realize the importance of both ATK and lucky.

Cleared C.M. on NORMAL. Don't ask me if I did this before, too many times to count.

Cleared C.M. on HERO. Those shiny lil' bastards are nothing against me now.

Cleared Rival Mode. Fallen kingdom of bosses.

Cleaned R.M. on HERO. I'm as high as DIO right now!

Cleared R.M. on NIGHTMARE. A real hero is born.

Cleared Revenge of Lord. You guys are no match even if I have no potion or magic.

Cleared R.O.L. on HERO. Only pussies drink blue liquid for extra life.

Cleared R.O.L. on NIGHTMARE. UNLEEEAAASH THEEEE HEEEEELLLLL!!!