Bake an apple & blackberry pie.
Crack 5 passwords!
Find the elusive melon!
Complete the game once.
Complete a second playthrough of the game.
You are the Ultimate Time Waster!
Congratulations - you can count to one!
Become a guest user.
Patch the 5 corrupted files!
Whoops! Your antivirus software has expired!
Load up a retro game cassette.
Experience life as a mutt!