Found the button lying on the kitchen floor.

Braved the fear-soaked world of Skull Legs and emerged triumphant.

Got the new high score in Agile Auto.

Successfully traversed the digestive systems of a horse and a fish and then went home.

Reached the bottom of the ocean and partied with a crab.

Learned the value of working together (and eating your own tail).

Ate a mouse, a rabbit, a fox, a horse, and an elephant!

Overcame your existential crisis.

'Helped' people until they asked you to stop.

Got the chicken dinner.

You are the coolest cloud around.

You spent some quality time with your nose in a book.

You lost and then found yourself on a relaxing ride down the river.

You rescued your whole family on the hardest difficulty.

You set a new high score in Tim Tooth.

You pet a bunny. It was soft.

You conquered the trail.

You discovered that leaving a game disk in a fish tank will irreparably break that game.

You avoided Herbert long enough to smash some vases.

You appeased every goblin, and now they consider you a friend.

You're fairly certain that you found a unicorn.

You didn't get eaten on your way down the mountain.

You won solitaire.

You beat the Blue Demon, finally.

You played a song on your thumb piano and Sasquatch loved it.

You fought the giant fly with everything you had, and emerged victorious.

You solved all the tractor puzzles.

You filled every page of your bird and bug book and flower book.

You went on a big adventure, and then you played soccer with your best friend.

You teamed up and showed that evil snow spider who was boss.

You helped a fairy, and it unlocked this achievement.