Wear a fancy HAT.
Beat the game without using the Wordscrambler.
Finish the Prologue.
Finish the 1st Chapter.
Finish the 2nd Chapter.
Finish the 3rd Chapter.
Watch Epilogue and Credits.
Start over and don't die ever. Okay, too hard.. don't die more than 5 times!
Escape the fire without getting burnt.
Craft a TARGET for the SHOOT Machine.
Craft an evil word in the final boss fight.
Escape the fire while being poisoned.
Craft 30 Words.
Craft 100 Words.
Craft 300 Words.
Restart any puzzle and solve it with a different word.
Wherever possible create a LIE.
Collect 12 Quotations.
Collect all Quotations.
Beat the Antonymizer Mini Game.