Experience the ecstasy of the Embrace.
Have a ball with your newfound potential.
Get acquainted with the realities of your unlife.
Put your journalistic investigator background to a good use.
Dig into the past until you get a glimpse of the future.
Gain an understanding of Double Spiral.
Take a crash course in disillusionment.
Receive a complaint about your methods and react accordingly.
You have chosen to forfeit the game.
Congratulations. You have achieved victory.
You are on track to achieve a rare feat of developing an actual personality. Keep it up.
It's only in perilous circumstances that we discover who we really are. Are you happy with what you found out? (Obtain five traits.)
From the bottom of our hearts: thank you for playing.