Kill 30 llamas

Knock over 50 street-lights

Destroy 20 phone booths

Wash the camera 5 times

Extinguish 10 llamas that are on fire

Make 1000 ice cubes

Cause $100,000,000 of damage to the world

Clear 2 areas without using a weapon

Clear 10 sections without missing a shot

Unlock every perk

Destroy 200 magazine stands

Unlock your first weapon

Unlock every weapon

Complete District 1

Complete District 2

Complete District 3

Kill ovar 9000 llamas