Beat 100 walking goons with one credit (default DIP, any difficulty and 3 starting lives or less)
Finish stage 1 in Normal or Hard difficulty (default DIP and 3 starting lives or less)
Finish stage 1 in Hard difficulty (default DIP and 3 starting lives or less)
Finish stage 2 in Normal or Hard difficulty (default DIP and 3 starting lives or less)
Finish stage 2 in Hard difficulty (default DIP and 3 starting lives or less)
Finish stage 3 in Normal or Hard difficulty (default DIP and 3 starting lives or less)
Finish stage 3 in Hard difficulty (default DIP and 3 starting lives or less)
Finish stage 4 in Normal or Hard difficulty (default DIP and 3 starting lives or less)
Finish stage 4 in Hard difficulty (default DIP and 3 starting lives or less)
Finish stage 5 in Normal or Hard difficulty (default DIP and 3 starting lives or less)
Finish stage 5 in Hard difficulty (default DIP and 3 starting lives or less)
Beat the game in Normal or Hard difficulty (default DIP and 3 starting lives or less)
Beat the game in Hard difficulty (default DIP and 3 starting lives or less)
Beat the game with 1CC (default DIP, any difficulty and 3 starting lives or less)
Beat any stage without getting hit (default DIP, any difficulty and 3 starting lives or less)
Pick up the nunchakus and finish the stage without losing them (default DIP and any difficulty)
Knock six bikers (3 from left and 3 from right) off their motorcycles and get past them without being run over (default DIP and any difficulty)
Ring five times the third boss's bells (default DIP switch and any difficulty)
Ring five times the fourth boss's bells (default DIP switch and any difficulty)
Foot sweep six dynamite cartridges under the scaffold (default DIP and any difficulty)
Jump and reach final boss with nunchakus (default DIP and any difficulty)
Beat the default High Score (default DIP, any difficulty and 3 starting lives or less)
Don't get strangled for a whole stage and without dying (default DIP and any difficulty)
Beat any stage without picking up any nunchakus (default DIP, any difficulty and 3 starting lives or less)
Beat the game without picking up any nunchakus and continuing no more than 3 times (default DIP, any difficulty and 3 starting lives or less)
Finish first stage in less than 30 time units (default DIP and 3 starting lives or less)
Finish second stage in less than 55 time units (default DIP and 3 starting lives or less)
Finish third stage in less than 50 time units (default DIP and 3 starting lives or less)
Finish fourth stage in less than 55 time units (default DIP and 3 starting lives or less)
Finish fourth stage in less than 65 time units (default DIP and 3 starting lives or less)
DIP switches are NOT defaults (also Madonna didn't get a penny for this) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯