Become the Necromancer
Reanimate Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Bill
Finish the game with Susie Cochrane
Blow yourself up at Kellogg Ranch
Give Norton a crown
Solve all of Breadwood's problems
Finish the game with Doc Alice
Discover 37 map locations out West
Buy a crazy horse
Buy a dark horse
Finish the game with the Hard Hat
Learn 69 El Vibrato words
Find Curly's Meat
Finish the game with Gary the Goblin
Buy a pale horse
Contain Roberto
Fully populate the Dirtwater morgue
Build three kinds of bridges (over three playthroughs)
Leave Boring Springs with 1337 Meat
Fully populate the Dirtwater jail
Finish the game with the Hard Hat in a single game day
Learn how cotton candy is made
Finish the game with Crazy Pete
Discovered the true secret of Gun Manor
Dealt with all 13 of the Gun Manor ghosts peacefully
Reckoned with all 13 of the Gun Manor ghosts
Endure all 10 jump scares in Gun Manor
Loved a spittoon that didn't love you back (in Gun Manor)