Hail Huldra

Wiped the mainframe with the Fenrir Protocol

Parenthood wasn't in the cards

Gave the child a loving home

Mismatched augs were your cup of tea

Failed to get that hundred-year-old soda

Gave Karl the finger

Passively smoked whatever Rolf was having

Discovered a devious device of death

Left the recycling center in an eco-friendly fashion

Gave the baby a name fit for a pet

Prioritized installing the nutrient canister over pursuing Katarina

Took your sweet time at the exhibition

Ambushed the ambusher

That was anti-kleptoclimactic

Katarina will remember that

Had at least one daily cup of joe

Who could be responsible for such a heinous crime?

Alex almost had his way