Survived your first night.

Murdered an Acorn Beast.

Murdered a Rock Beast.

Murdered a Snake Beast.

Murdered a Yeti Beast.

Murdered a Slug Beast.

Murdered a poor, defenseless Pig Beast. You monster.

Planted a seed.

Planted an acorn.

Campfire constructed.

Workbench constructed.

Smelter constructed.

Anvil constructed.

Alchemy Table constructed.

Greenhouse constructed.

Electronic Workbench constructed.

Launchpad constructed.

Well played!

Nibbled by a sea monster in disguise.

Survived the Rage of the Pig Beasts.

Drowned a poor, little beastie.

Where are all the Power-Pills when you need 'em?

Stopped being a filthy landlubber.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Is anybody out there?

Ooo, pretty patterns!

Murdered a Frog Beast.

Opened a monolithic mouth.

Stepped into the unknown.

Strong-armed like a legend.

Patched up a pointy person's plantation.

Encouraged seed dissemination.

Tapped into a telecommunications network.

Expanded the workforce.

Bribed an inanimate object.

Laughed in the face of Hard Mode.

Murdered an Alien Beast.

Murdered a Rabbit Beast.

Nuclear Reactor constructed.

Tamed a trusty steed.

Experienced the thrill of the fight.

Corrected a few spelling mistakes.

Survived a spot of subterranean spelunking.

You have been touched by His noodly appendage.

Collected cutlery for Salad Fingers.

Tickled the back of the net.

Significant traveling aside, scored a basket.

Outsmarted a giant eyeball.