Complete the game with The Tool
Complete the game with The Malcontent
Complete the game with The Karen
Complete the game with The Dead Lift
Complete the game with The Vice
Complete the game with The Foodie Poser
Complete the game with The Rear Admiral
Complete the game with The Duke
Complete the game with The Banner Carrier
Complete the game with The Snatchcanoe
Collect 5 Masks in a session
Collect 5 Rubber Fists in a session
Collect 5 Figurines in a session
Collect 30 Pork Jowls in a session
Collect 15 Burritos in a session
Destroy 20 Soy Barrels in a session
Destroy 25 Bigfoot in a session
Destroy 100 Ninjas in a session
Destroy 25 Sewer Clowns in a session
Destroy 25 Sewer Rats in a session
Destroy 30 Swimmers/Scuba Divers in a session
Destroy 50 Fish in a session
Collect a Top Hat and Monocle
Destroy 20 Eggmen in a session
Destroy 100 Mines in a session
Get 1,000,000 points or more
Collect 15 Baking Soda Bricks in a session
Find Baba Yaga
Destroy 100 Bullets in a session
Find "The Claw"
Complete the game with Evil Santa
Complete the game with Frotsy The Snowman