Collect 10 Hats
Collect 1000 Hats
Collect 100 Hats
Collect 5000 Hats
Catch a Hat without moving from your starting position
Get Squashed 100 times
Get Impaled 100 times
Feel the Wizards Wrath 50 times
Calm the Wizard 50 times
Unlock your first alter-ego
Read all text on the Story Screen
Unlock all alter-egos
Play your first mini game
Date night with Hat Chan
Play all mini games
Violate Hatchan immediately
Unlock Rondo Mode
Complete Rondo Mode