"Now...who you gonna call?". Walked out in style out of an encounter of the third kind with Charlie and the Two Angels.
"You may have a gambling problem!". Go all-in for 15 times on Pecaminosa's casinos
"Geez, stop talking already!". Speak to every NPC in the game!
"Deus Vult!". Smite 200 enemies with the Wrath of God!
"There's a hole in this bottle!". Restore health 100 times drinking Whiskey.
"Coffin...You really nailed it!". Smoke 50 Lucky Stars.
"Awww... A tenderheart!". Tipped every employee and helped every citizen down on their luck. Clap-clap!
"I am your Father, Souza!". Level your Force up to level 10.
"Quit capillary transplant surgery!". Level your Luck up to level 10.
"You can now teach quantum physics". Level your Intelligence up to level 10.
"...Fight Easy!". Level your Endurance up to level 10.
"Bring out your dead". Save yourself by the skin of your teeth!
"At least you won't have to pay child support!". You let Darcy die.
"It's the devil inside them I don't trust." You've defeated "The Penny" Amuso.
"You always charge a guy with a gun! With a knife, you run away." You've defeated "Red" Rourke.
"...Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee!". Beat the crap out of 60 enemies using your fists.
"Screw this City". Get your soul back.
"Who needs friends anyways?". Collect every weapon in the game.
"It's Pecamin-OOOOH-sa not PecaminoSAR". You managed to save Darcy.
"Nobody told me there was gonna be a party..." Get your Soirée mask.
"Legend says I have counted to infinite... twice." Defeat Doktor Wallenstein without taking any damage.
"There goes the savings I didn't have." Spend 10.000 chips at the slot machines.
"One in a million, they say." Get a jackpot at the slot machines.
"Let's never talk about this again." Share a dance with an unexpected figure.
"I will avenge you Sully, I promise." Find the orange notebook and watch the cutscene.
"Bye sucker.." Defeat Doktor Wallenstein.
"I've got a job again... Does that mean... Monday?... Shit..." Get the good ending.
"Things don't seem so elementary anymore, do they, dear Souza?" Get the bad ending.
"They sing...They eat...They fly...We? We die!" Get the sad ending.
"All-in!" Make 5.000 chips playing Poker.