Change your Child's outfit in a changing booth

Discover all Child Talents

Take an intimate ride in the hot air balloon

Rest those weary dad arms by leaving your Child at the daycare

Complete the Mountain City Park Balloon Popping Challenge (MCPBPC) in 20 seconds or less

Collect all Child Costumes

Take the Hot Air Balloon in both directions

Complete every quest in the game

Somehow you managed to defy logic and pay off your Credit Card Debt. Maybe you can become a Good Dad after all

Defeat the all-powerful Pigeon Wizard.

Collect every toy in the game, why don't ya?

You've made it deep into the Gravel Pit. But how much more is there to go?

Reach the bottom of the Gravel Pit.

It doesn't feel like you earned all these Dadges. Is that what being a Dad feels like?

Not as simple as you thought, eh?

Some creatures have Dads and Grand Dads too. Seek them out.

Ed has a point that only he can understand.

They backed us, and now they are forever immortalized in video game form. Regardless of if they change outfits in real life.

This is oddly confusing.

Deliver all-a tha pizza pies! Season 1 Episode 5a

Did you really need to kill them all? (who's the real monster?)

That one really meta joke where you find a copy of Dad Quest

Use a gacha machine 20 times

Get candy twice from one house.