Suffer your first death...of many.

You have mastered the ability to not die by completing at least 50 levels without dying! A true master you are!

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Did you forget you're being timed? It's not too hard, come on!

I made it easy for you and you still died....wow. That was so bad that Death himself facepalmed...

I would hope that you would stop dying at this point. It's not looking good for you...

Don't Die! = 25. Player = 0.

OK, now you're really starting to bore me...just stop dying! That's the name of the game!

Now that's just sad. You have fun dying over there.

OK, I do believe I named this "Don't Die!"...now you have more deaths than I can put on a sprite. Are you happy now?