You've found Gary! That was pretty easy...
Where'd he go?
You eliminated 3 people in one round!
You eliminated 3 people with one shot! Ruthless!
You don't even like coffee, do you? (You've taken out 3 other people in one round 3 times!)
You've bounced another player off of the stage!
You chose A Alligator right away!
You unlocked Strangeman. Who is this guy?
Your bullets have travelled a total of 10km!
You've played a game on every day of the week!
You've played on a Friday Night!
You played from Friday to Saturday!
Thank you for glancing at our names :)
You've unlocked R.H.E.A., who is based off of the characters from the very first prototype!
You've unlocked the third character. Cowabunga!
You've unlocked the Flamingler! Seriously, who put all these animals in space?
You've unlocked Europa, a moon whose surface is several kilometers of ice!
You've unlocked Io, a moon with over 400 active volcanoes!
You've unlocked Colony M76, a pretty homey little spot along Jupiter's orbit.
You've unlocked Amalthea, a potato-shaped moon made of rubble and ice.
You've unlocked Space Station Beta. Ready to start doing the science stuff!
You've unlocked Ganymede, the largest moon in the entire solar system!
You've unlocked Space Station Alpha. The Experiment is fully operational.
You've unlocked Hegemon. The end is nigh.
You've played a match in every arena on the first world.
You've played a match in every arena on Europa.
You've played a match in every arena on Io.
You've played a match in every arena on Colony M76.
You've played a match in every arena on Amalthea.
You've played a match in every arena on Space Station Beta.
You've played a match in every arena on Ganymede.
You've played a match in every arena on Space Station Alpha.
You've played a match in every arena on Hegemon.
You've played every main arena in the game!
You've obtained a gold medal for every level. Amazing!
You've taken out 500 opponents!