Complete the tutorial.

Complete a play through on hard difficulty.

Complete a play through on any difficulty without getting a single infraction.

Unlock all the toppings.

Tell 25 coworkers to shut up in a single successful play through on any difficulty.

Soil yourself 25 times

Complete a play through with the shrooms topping enabled on any difficulty

Complete a level without alerting a single coworker on any difficulty.

Turn in 100 TPS reports.

Fart 100 times.