Killed 10000 robots!
Killed 100 robots!
Reached level 50!
Beat a mission as an astronaut!
Got 75 stars!
Beat a mission wearing the baby carrier!
Beat a tough mission without the aid of beer or resurrection!
Punched two bullets, killed two robots with one punch!
Destroyed a robot overlord in multiplayer!
Revived other players 8 times!
People like you!
Got first place in a four player mission!