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Get stuck on an object at least 40 times on your first tank of gas

Get 5 kills on one tank of gas

Move to the left for 30 consecutive seconds without stopping

Get to 10,000 points without getting stuck on an object

You have reached 7000 points!

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Woa dude just saw you got 30,000 points in Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Atari 2600). Congrats, you're a legend

Get 3 kills while only moving to the left (or up-left, down-left, just don't go right. Ever.)