Now you can die in peace.
First of many.
You just proved you're literate.
A queen fan just burst into song.
I heard that this is where all those sketchy dudes hang out.
You jumped into a scary looking portal without remorse.
You got Liam shot in the face (not that they have any other body part).
Obtained your first lootbox.
Saw a sketchy dude for the first time.
What a wonderful name for a bridge.
Go climb a mountain!
I heard that this is where all those very sketchy dudes hang out.
You are now the proud owner of a generic collectible.
It's getting hard.
You're getting good at dying.
It almost seems intentional.
You're a masochist it seems.
Had to make the font size smaller for this achievement icon to compensate for your incompetence.
At least in this game they're free.
You're definitely addicted to these.
Gotta make Liam look their best.
Not only are you addicted to buying lootboxes, but you're a shopaholic too!
This is definitely safe to use.
It makes you look cool, so why does it matter what's in it?
Looks like a fever dream.
It's unnamed because someone was forgetful.
The center of the world (not really).
Too bad balls can't put on jackets.
These look awfully nice for being abandoned.
That must hurt.
What a speed demon!
Now these dudes are *really* sketchy.
Congratulations, you beat the game!
Egg.
You're rich (but there's always someone richer than you).
Hard to tell whether this one's sketchy or not.
It's got to be said, it's an original name.
Hey! That's pretty good!
You can't reproduce with a single egg.
4 is what you need.
What an emotional story.
Beat the game in Speedrun Mode in under 1h.
Beat the game in Free Roam Mode.
Beat the game with 1 heart and 2 checkpoints.
Beat the game with 1 heart and 1 checkpoint.
This version was never finished :'(