Unlock all Achievements
Complete the Tutorial
Complete the Tutorial in under 2:00
Complete your first game
Play on every Map
Play every Game Mode
Play as every UFO color
Fill out the entire Records grid
Complete 30 Quick Games
Complete 30 Normal Games
Complete 30 Long Games
Abduct 10 cows
Abduct 100 cows
Abduct 500 cows
Shoot 100 times
Shoot 500 times
Deploy 10 drones
Deploy 100 drones
Drop 10 lures
Drop 100 lures
Complete a Classic Mode Quick Game with a score of at least 15 cows
Complete a Classic Mode game with a score of 0 cows
Complete a Time Trial Mode Long Game in under 1:25
Survive in a Survival Mode Quick Game for at least 6:00
Abduct and carry the cow in Hunt Mode for over 2:00 straight
Steal from every opponent in a single Capture the Cow Mode game
Steal from only one opponent in a Capture the Cow Mode game
Complete a Capture the Cow Mode game without letting your cow get stolen
Complete a Frenzy Mode game on a Large Map
Be the first player eliminated in an Elimination Mode game
Complete an Elimination Mode game where all 4 players are eliminated at once
Win an Elimination Mode game with the same number of cows you started with
Drop a cow onto a Purple Planet mushroom
Destroy all the helicopters on an Urbanopolis Map
Drop 10 cows into lava on Vulcanix in a single game
Spend over 15:00 at Glimmer Ridge in a single game
Play as the orange UFO on Vulcanix, brown at Glimmer Ridge, grey in Urbanopolis, and purple on Purple Planet
Select and complete a Random Game Mode on a Random Map
Beat a previously set record
Replay the same game 5 times in a row
Win 10 Multiplayer Games
Win 3 Multiplayer Games in a row
Win a 4-player Multiplayer Game
Complete a 4-player Multiplayer Game without being stunned
Win a Multiplayer Game with a score of at least 10 more cows than any other player
Win a Multiplayer Game without shooting or using the drone or lure
Win a Multiplayer Game without abducting a single cow
Complete a game in a 4-way tie
Spend over 1:30 stunned in a single game
Shoot every opponent in a single game
Shoot and destroy your own drone
Destroy a drone using a drone
Lure a cow away from an opponent
Drop a cow on your barn's roof
Complete a game with 0 cows in barns or generic pens
Complete a game with every cow in a single barn
Complete 5 games on the Well-Done difficulty
Rage-quit to the Main Menu while losing
Complete a game with the sound muted
Complete 15 games as the obviously-superior orange UFO