You brought balance to the realm of subs
Achieve True Dschedai Status!
Complete "Saanic" under a special condition
Activate Purple Pewdex!
Delete TCRS Channel 5 times.
Activate Spinning Chair of Death 1000 times!
Complete Sanic Arc
Find all 68 Nanokits
Eat some food.
Maintain significant highground
Acquire the Kelda Sword
Complete Subwar Arc
Do something completely harmless
Converse with dankey until he mentiones Dre.
Roll over Leekachu with a spinning chair of death
Find out the Chiuha Clans Secret
Find the burning Shitnite Bus,.. Listen to their screams
Unlock the Laser SWORD
Collected 1 Million Coins
Complete Sad Max